10 Characters Rey Should Be Related To

 I warned you there would be stupid shit, right?
Here you go: 

1. Luke Skywalker 

They use the same lightsaber. 

They have the same outfit. 

AND THEY BOTH LIVED IN THE SAND.

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2. Han Solo 

I mean, we all thought it, right?

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5. General Leia Organa

This hug speaks volumes. More on this later. 

Also, Leia was British for like 10 seconds in A New Hope. #evidence

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4. Obi-Wan Kenobi

Both cute✅ Both British✅

Also, Obi-wan had noooothing but time while hiding out on Tatooine being Ben. I'm sure there were plenty of pretty ladies passing through the ole hive of scum and villainy. Just saying, he had to pass the time somehow. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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5. Elizabeth Swan and Will Turner

British? ✅ Cute? ✅✅✅ 

This is basic biology. Genetics. Tell me I'm wrong. Go fill out a Punnett square. I'll wait. 

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6. A Durmstrang Triwizard Tournament Applicant

The girl can wield a staff, k?

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7. Annie (Parent Trap)

British? ✅ Cute? ✅ Excellent at duels? ✅

Also, Annie's parents determined that their daughters should be separated on different continents and not know about each other's existence. 

It wouldn't be THAT far off to say maybe there was a third on Jakku, right? 

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8. Lord Henry Dashwood (What A Girl Wants)

British? ✅ Cute? ✅ Promiscuous enough to have a daughter unbeknownst to him? ✅

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9. Thor

LIGHTNING⛈

Also, accent and cute, of course. ✅ ✅ ✅

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10. Juni & Carmen Cortez 

Extremely tough and capable children who are able to take care of themselves without parental supervision? ✅ Witnesses to the downfalls of cloning? ✅ Can telepathically speak to each other through a special connection ✅ IT ALL FITS. 

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If you made it this far, wow, thank you. And please reevaluate the way you spend your time. 

LOVE AND LIGHT. 

I'll hit ya soon with my evidence based opinions on Rey's lineage.